Online Universities Keep You Safe at Night
Posted by Quinn Morris in Uncategorized, tags: college, education, other, Uncategorized, universitiesLife can be tough for a vampire, mummy, werewolf or any other monster for that matter, especially going to school. Students are freaked out by your vacant gaze, sharp fangs, tufts of fur or random, uncontrollable grunts and moans.
A vampire, in particular, can only go to night classes, but night classes are often limited in what they offer and let’s face it, being surrounded by humans might be more temptation then a vampire can bear. At Trident Online University you can earn a degree you will love.
Have you considered an online university? The advantages of this over a more traditional college should be obvious to any monster around. You would not have to go out in public or in daylight. Students would be safe and your dignity spared. A zombie lacking in brains would be able to study at their own pace and not constantly ask the professor to re-explain everything. They could study in their den all night, sleep safely all day and no one would ever know. People allergic to animals and fur would not have to take allergy medicine around the Wolfman. If you finish your studies early, you could even have time to go out for a 3 A.M. romp. It’s a win-win.
For that matter what kind of careers and majors would monsters have? Vampires would make great Blood Pathologist working for the FBI or the police. They could also make great morticians and undertakers.
Werewolf’s are a little more tricky, since they tend to rage out of control, but that being said, the could make great trackers and more police work as bomb and drug sniffers. Mummies would obviously make great historians and possibly libraries. They could also teach numerous history classes about the ancient world. In fact, they could tell us just exactly how the pyramids were made, since no one seems to know for certain. Sadly enough, do to strength, size, and low intellect, Frankenstein would probably just be stuck in manual labor, but he might could swing it as a professional wrestler. Finish your education at online college courses today.
Protect yourself from monsters by attending online university degrees today.
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