Brighten Things Up With Retirement Jokes
Posted by Owen Jones in Uncategorized, tags: advice, business, employment, family, finance, old age pensioners, other, people, retirement, self help, seniors, society, sociology, Uncategorized, workMost people approach retirement with a gloomy face. They accept retirement as if it is a surrender to the hands of fate and the decay of the body. So, it is very important to help the retiree realize that retirement is something to be accepted because it is an inevitable development in life. But how can one do that? Its simple: just poke fun at retirement. Retirement jokes, like the ones made in speeches are popular. However, speeches tend to become emotional to the point where everyone in the room is in a state of gloom and sympathy. But one can raise the level of the mood with retirement jokes (without insulting the retiree, of course).
Examples: In addition to speaking about the great times the speaker has shared with the retiree, he/she can add something that will lighten up the mood. One could give a headstone slab, with the inscription To Be Filled In Later on it. If you’re a friend, you can also make a joke by calling the retiree granddad or grandfather whenever the retiree speaks to you, as in “OK, grandfather”. This can also help lighten the atmosphere. But don’t overdo it, of course.
Another joke that could help is a wig in an unusual color like pink, green or purple. A follow up gag to that jocularity could be that he might require a headpiece in the very near future. If he declines it, say: Okay, then wear a paper bag instead when you do go bald. Always be prepared for when a joke doesnt succeed. So keep those backup jokes ready! Believe it or not, some agencies write and sell personalized retirement speeches with witty jokes written in after knowing the personality and interests of the retiree. These companies usually add jokes about the retirees profession. If one cannot find enough retirement jokes, a visit to a bookshop can help a great deal.
There are joke books that cover a vast range of topics, only one of which is retirement. A little search on this or that will help inspire the reader if he/she isnt a natural comedian. These can also be good retirement gifts too, helping the retiree have a good laugh on one of those boring Monday afternoons. There are also a lot of websites on the net that provide a lot of jokes and free retirement e-books. The e-books that are available range from the 150 Best Things Said about Retirement to Retirement Wisdoms You Wont Get from your Trust Managerr.
Conclusion: One has a lot of leeway when one is telling jokes at a retirement party. If you know someone who is coming near to retirement, you can first send an email or two which has retirement quotes like retirement is when everyday is Saturday and retirement: goodbye tension, hello pension!. It is a good gesture and gives the sense that you know what the future retiree is going through.
Again, keep the retiree (future or not) at ease as much as you can. Make him/her anticipate retirement with a smile and not with a sigh as much as you can. And when the retirement party does come, keep the same light-hearted approach, telling jokes here and there and doing some gags like the ones mentioned above. Not only will the retiree be less wary about retirement, he/she will focus more on the people who made him happy on that bitter-sweet day, especially the person that gave him that strange pink wig.
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